“My child beats me up and swears at me because I let him beat me up and swear at me, WHAT DO I DO?”

CK Money: Well, it seems to me that you are a failure at life and should most likely kill yourself. Your child is simply reinforcing the fact that you are indeed useless and have no value to bring to the world but utilizing resources that productive people need. I think your child is on the fucking money baby, so please do us all a favor and pull the trigger….If you’re not going to follow my advice, punch your kid in the fucking throat and make him or her cry a bit, then tell them to stop crying like a bitch or you’ll punch him/her in the kidneys until they piss blood.

This is more or less why Dr. Phil is a fag and CK Money needs his own TV series. Dr. Phil can’t handle the CK Money lifestyle.

“Oh Dr. CK, my child beats me up and swears at me because I let him beat me up and swear at me, WHAT DO I DO?”

My guess is your response is something like:

“DON’T LET HIM BEAT YOU UP AND SWEAR AT YOU”

This is good advice, the only difference is that YOU aren’t accredited otherwise known as the citations and sourcing of the real world. Dr. Phil just tells it like it is. You could do his job, I could do his job but he’s just more famous than either of us and found a way to profit off idiocy before us.