Dr. Phil…I Hope You Die Choking on a Penis

I have something I want to get off my chest…something that has been harboring inside of me for some time now. So, here it goes…Dr. Phil, I hope you die you chocking on a penis while some lesbian fucks you in the backdoor with a strap on. Seriously, if I have to hear your bullshit advice one more time I will stab my eyes out with a fucking spork and pour sulfuric acid in my ear canals than to listen to one more piece of advice from you. I would rather be a middle aged caucasian mormon in the middle of the projects in Oakland and take my chances than listen to your bullshit. Let me tell you something Dr. Phil…Fuck you dick breath. How the hell did your fat ass make a diet book anyway…Jesus, it’s like fucking a virgin for the first time…sure it sounds fun at first but it’s all whines and blood from there…it fucking sucks. Have you seen a mirror? I assume not..except for the time that lesbian was ass raping you with that strap on…On a serious note, any moron can give your advice which makes me wonder about my fellow americans…

Dr. Phil: You’re husband beats you..you need to leave for your sake and your kids sake before you die. You need to stand up and show respect for yourself…blah blah blah…

Woman: Dr. Phil, you’re a fucking genius!!!

What should have happened….

Dr. Phil: You’re….

Woman: Shut the fuck up faggot…If I wan’t advice from a dick wrangler, I would talk to my father.

See how that worked? People don’t need Dr. Phil…They need a pair of balls and some bombtastic pussy…and a beer. CK Money out!

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Published:: July 31, 2008 / 10:21 pm

Category:: Dr. Phil Sucks

Tags:: advice, battery, beat, beating, daytime television, death, die, Dr. Phil, fag, faggot, funny, hate, homo, money, oprah, sex, the view, winner, woman

My Hot Asian Lesbians 8.1.08 / 5am

That’s interesting

nottibits 8.1.08 / 2pm

I think you’re giving Dr. Phil too little credit and Americans too much. Think about it ; if those people with their idiot problems came to you for help you’d probably give a no bs, straightforward answer.

“Oh Dr. CK, my child beats me up and swears at me because I let him beat me up and swear at me, WHAT DO I DO?”

My guess is your response is something like:

“DON’T LET HIM BEAT YOU UP AND SWEAR AT YOU”

This is good advice, the only difference is that YOU aren’t accredited otherwise known as the citations and sourcing of the real world. Dr. Phil just tells it like it is. You could do his job, I could do his job but he’s just more famous than either of us and found a way to profit off idiocy before us.

ckmoney 8.1.08 / 7pm

Well nottibits, I can see where you are coming from but I have to disagree with you a little bit. Given your scenario, I think the interaction would be more along these lines:

“My child beats me up and swears at me because I let him beat me up and swear at me, WHAT DO I DO?”

CK Money: Well, it seems to me that you are a failure at life and should most likely kill yourself. Your child is simply reinforcing the fact that you are indeed useless and have no value to bring to the world but utilizing resources that productive people need. I think your child is on the fucking money baby, so please do us all a favor and pull the trigger….If you’re not going to follow my advice, punch your kid in the fucking throat and make him or her cry a bit, then tell them to stop crying like a bitch or you’ll punch him/her in the kidneys until they piss blood.

This is more or less why Dr. Phil is a fag and CK Money needs his own TV series. Dr. Phil can’t handle the CK Money lifestyle.

nearlynormalized 8.31.08 / 4pm

Don’t hold back; please I know some faggot or dyke will knock you down and hold you there till you apologize. That was the niceness in me. You deserve to be in a male urinal with faggots giving you a well deserved shower of the golden version.

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