Where have all the young celebrity sluts gone?

It’s official!!!! We have a new hussy in town and I love it.  Now that Lindsay Lohan is banging dikes and discovering her new profession as a carpet layer and Brittany Spears is two martinis and a handgun away from suicide, America has been wondering who would reign as the new celebrity whore.  Hayden Panettire , come on down (Roddy Rod would fucking pile drive this bitch)!!!  So, you gave your 31 year-old boyfriend a lap dance…Shit, if that’s all she did to me for my b-day I’d be disappointed.  I personally expect my girlfriend to blow lines off my dick while I finger bang her best friend…Now that’s a fucking night!

I say, let these young ladies enjoy their youth and have casual sex.  Let them have bi-sexual encounters while taking turns fisting each other in the ass and smoking crack, let them enjoy rehab, let them enjoy getting pregnant and performing abortions with a wire hanger…Remember ladies…whores are cool and so is anal.  CK Money out.

I love the sluts