Kid Rock Fights Like a Biatch

So..I saw the Kid Rock fight and have only a few things to say about it.  First thing, Kid Rock kicks ass for being in a waffle house.  Actually..Kid Rock sucks but Waffle House is the king of diners.  The amount of ass you can pull out of Waffle House is endless..I once had this 45 year old woman from Arkansas going down on me in a Waffle House bathroom…amazing, especially when you can have breakfast and sex at the same time.  Have you ever gone down on a girl while licking syrup and egg whites off of a woman’s vijay-jay and then having her give you a blumpkin with her aluminum fronts on.  Out of this fucking world y’all.

Secondly, Kid Rock fights like a girl with no arms trying to tie her shoe.  Fucking classic!!! I would bet that Screech Powers would roll up Kid Rock, tea bag him, then bend him over and show him who the REAL Uncle Cracker is…No wonder why Pam Anderson left him, it gets old fucking Kid rock in the Ass.