Welcome to the world of the 2nd most interesting man in the world

Welcome to the world of CK Money…I suppose I’ll make a brief introduction about who I am and what I do, so here goes. First and foremost, The reason I am the 2nd most interesting man in the world is because I consider my penis the first most interesting man in the world. Why? Because my dick does work while yours is on welfare. Because my dick slapped Chuck Norris in the face and turned him into that bitch ass Karate Kid. Because my dick flies first class and yours rides public transit…That’s why!

I am a professional cewebrity..that’s right, a cewebrity! What does that mean you ask? It means I am a god amongst men blessed with the get-up-boogie-down to make girls holla…I flash the cash and make the dash…Basically, I’m pimpin’ and limpin’ baby! I am the enigma, the man who gives life and lays your wife..I am CK money.

So if you have a question about the ladies, how to please a woman, how to be a baller, how to build a house, or anything else…holla at your uncle nephew. If you are a female that thinks they can handle the 2nd most interesting man in the world, send a picture and I will let you know what I think.