Paris Hilton blows lines with a midget, then pimps her out…

Holy Shit!! Is that a midget?

Now, I’m not sure..but I think that is a midget partying with Miss Skank Hilton. To be quite frank, I have never seen a midget doing blow, having orgies, or becoming the funny toy to throw in a bowling alley. I must say that I would love to see that…unless this is a 6 year old partying in the upper echelon (lower echelon than me) of the whorish socialite scene..then, call me old fashioned…but I’m in. It’s about time we break the social norm of America and start pimping these little people out, getting them hooked on the glass dick…hell, they are pretty worthless otherwise…unless you believe in slave labor or black market distribution of children in which case you should continue popping out your “investments”.

Now that I think of it…I think I may have inadvertently purchased this young girl’s services during my trip to Korea….CK Money out.